In National News (in anchor voice)

ok no really i know any one who has an ear to the street or just watches the news heard about the shooting at the Holocaust museum. while im not a supremacist of any form, just pro-Negro!, i did say in high skool that the Holocaust got more attenton than needed mostly because extermination has nothing on involuntary servitude, mutilation, and degredation aka slavery! but hey im colored so i guess my view is slighted. but as a historian i respect and pay the dues to the Jews "shalom!" theyre alright with me. no Jew ever made my nigga pick cotton! real talk. and bar mitzvah (i had to go google that to see how to spell it, i was ging with btmitsfah-wrong!) so this guy tho he lives in Maryland not far from DC aka Chocolate City. and he hates Blacks and Jews, but you damn near live in DC! he musta bn mad everyday. RANDOM! did yall know Jews be ballin!? yes fool! cake-a-mania. theyre diamond jewlers...long family ties to the jewelry and especially diamond dealings, ooohh weeee! ill buy my rocks from Nana Elisheva fasho! (yalll aint know i knew any Jewish names huh? ya i dnt...i googled that too.) anywho, so he walks up in the museum and shoots a black security guard, he dies, and the other guards shoot him back and he's in critical codition. maybe its just me but i think the angry cracker should be dead and bruh mane from the 5th flo' should be kickin it at the crizib. but i guess my vote doesnt count. oh diclaimer, i say "crackers" for all those back water honky's that still hold onto ancient idealogies and beliefs, all that "Whait Powah" bullshyt. other than that i like white ppl, theyre just ppl to me. and anyway everybody knows Black is the thing to be, its uber sexy! lol
so if you havnt heard about this and all the other tomfoolery of the world,like the cat killer in miami. run skip jump to your nearest computer and hit up cnn.com for all the latest. i even follow them on twitter lol

xoxo


"I am Maya XoXo, have a great day America." (anchor voice)