well hello Monday

Good morning world. in todays news....
yes Michael is STILL dead. ive decided my fav mike joint was dirty diana. hands down, that was my jam. all of 'em are bumpin but diana wa nasty lil track. i really thought like maybe he would just show up at the BET awards and bring the thrill back into our lives, clearly i was wrong.
speaking of the BET awards...Joe Jackson has got to be about 80 years old, at least. Janet held it together. who did Ne-Yo kiss? did yall peep Kanye and Amber lookin cutesy? loved it. Beyonce killed it i dnt what yall say, grow some class the bitch sang in spanish, or french-hell it damn sho wasnt english. wardrobe lost me but she still ran it. ciara didnt. keri tried, but that was more elvis than michael. mary mary...amen. and the winner is Bey!! jigga man was there...yall know im the BIGGEST Jay fan! the new O'Jays had me and the fam live. Jackie as was too geeked! rollin. then the real O'Jays...eddie is my love! he was bout to DIE up there, sweatin like 4 fat hoes in pleathers. Drizzy Drake Rodgers....'nough said. even though he tore his acl he can still have my babies and ill most def come to any disabled concert he does. tevon cambell...what the hell?! keith sweat! my nigga!! he shoulda did twisted, tho! that was my jam. went download crazy last nite.
so real news now...
the Obamas are in search of a church home. i find that profoundly inspirational. if you seek God and allow him to guide your life imagine what else will fall into place. God bless America. theyve decided on the nondenominational church at Camp David. google it, if youre lost. its a good choice i think.
Billy Mays is dead. yes, the oxy clean guy. i slick bought oxi clean just 'cause he was supa stupid hype.
"Gayby Boom" as in Baby Boom like the 40's. a big discussion has arose about the raising of kids by gay couples. while i could care less what you do behind closed doors, thats between you and your God, but my God is opposed to such lifestyles. i havent the slightest urge to engage in such activities but for those who do i can see the struggle for wanting to be happy, wich is your right, but still being a member of society...thats gotta be tough. so there are all these couples who are having a child, adoption, whatever and ppl are concerned. personally, if the child is well taken care of, loved, and nurtured and the parents arent forcing their lifestyle on them i dnt see y it matters. im sure it may cause issues, like any other family secret but we all have our mountains. pray about it.
alot of deaths this week, thats tough, but know that there is something far better than this...somewhere. thats hard for me to really grasp but i have the faith. do you?
i just finished a 40 minute convo witht he bestfriend, he makes my day. shouts out to him. xo, love.

i really hope everyone has a happy monday. even if its bad, its a day-thats more than Mike can say...

clovapalooza

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i just read dorian's blog and i was crackin up. jackie is notorious for disregarding mapquest diretions. ill be like ok go down bell rd to old hickory. this nigga gon say "oh i know where such and such is, we'll just start from there..." and when we get there and its not the "there" she thought it was she looks to me like "ooohhh maya...you messed us up!" ya uhuh sure i did...

ok but i hav a list of things to say:

i have come to the sad realization that there is really no point in having a big bed if youre in it all alone...me and walt discussed how lonely our big beds are and while he has someone to miss im definitely just sleeping with a shyt load of pillows. but this nigga took it too far...tell me why walter parker jr has a BLACK LIGHT in his room...yo freak nasty ass!

im driving to church this morning and this car pulls up next to me and the man looks just like an older eric kelly! and he was hott!!! i was like man i wish dorian was here for this

the last few times ive grabbed something to eat ive had to apply ample salt...maybe i just miss the bestfriend but food just seems so bland...

man, i saw the flyest little asian lady ever! she had on this fresh ass white bubble vest and she was walking down the street bumpin her ipod and sippin her starbucks and i just started crackin up 'cause i could just imagine her boppin along to "i was raised in the projects-projects" i would die of laughter.

so we're remodeling still right, so i decided to pain the cabinets for my bathroom. and i think ima change my major to carpentry with a focus in semi gloss latex paints...that was until my phone rang and i couldnt touch it for all the paint and after a while it really got on my nerves and i washed my hands like a surgeon and it made me miss dorian and im defnitely sticking to history, far less messy

so im at church today right and please explain to me why it sounds like 808's in this hoe!
"enlarge me territpry" (BOOOOM) i mean you could feel it in your chest! and all the young ppl sit up in the balcony and we all lookin at each other like wtf?! man too funny

ok the checkin convo:
so this is me and mr all american and we talkin bout wrestlin and im like
"bring it"
-"its already bn broughten (sp? lol)"
"yo ol signed sealed delivered lookin ass"
-"wassup mane, sasha firce buckethead ass nigga. whassup!"
"yo ol' i ♥ beyonce tshirt wearin, deluxe edition cd lookin ass. nah, wassup mane"
-"wasup sos pad head ass nigga wassup"
"whassup ol chocolate covered snow man nigga!"
-"yo no slope bridge nose havin ass girl. you look like you eat krystals all day! whassup"
"yo black hole lookin ass. you look like you collect crazy straws and google zebras all day!"
-"maya, i will powerbomb yo pretty ass"
"boom shakalaka!"
-"my mama said hi"
"hi! man, im scared if her"
-"she'll chop you in yo neck!"
"ugh! something is wrong with you"
-"aint nothin wrong with me. dumdum dillio"
"what the hell?! dumdum dillio...i rest my case"
-"its all luv redwood moose camel goat"
"fuck you piggy monkey ox box cutter ass"

i do believe....I WON!

oh news flash........................treo will no longer let me speak into him....so if you call and hear absolutely nothing, trust im talking-hell im yelling but he's decided to go mute on my ass...so damn fake.

my life is better

because dori t just sang me a song ALL RHYMING WITH MAYA for example papaya, fiya (fire) crya (crier)
because me Le and Frankie rode in the back of Josh's truck today
because "youre straight bruh?!""im straight bruh!"
because of frankie period
because of dori t period
because ive found my long lost twin period
because reggie aka bestfriend, yes thats one word, frequently visits 608 to make my day
because dori is rearranging furniture very slowly
because Le just tripped!
because there are 5 instuments in this ittybitty ass room
because Le knocked over everything on dori's desk with that guitar
because Le keeps me from doing anything constructive
because i cant stop giggling
because "God shall smolt those who judge 3 times!" "and you need ta read yo Bible!"
because dori keeps singing song to me while playing guitar with one hand
because "you just raped me" "RAPED!"
because her titi's are the same size as two balled up Leandria's
because the lamp in dori's room gives me a headache
because i found my swag! it was in the ben with my shoes
because i just "boosie faded you"
because Frankie can help you curse out anybody, Dori will show you the ways of the bitch, I give the best advice, and Le is just cute and thought provoking.
because we have such great convo's in the middle of the night and because she wakes up so happy
because my toes are pink!
because Le is playing the Rugrat theme song
because of the "ooh ooh oooh"
because of the "oh yeah oh yeah OH YEAH"
because i decided last night that i will be everything i ever wanted to be because i can and i will because i want you to be proud of me the way im proud of you.
because im the happiest ive been in a good little while
my life is better because youre in my life.

footprints

its at your lowest, your weakest, your most insane that God will give you the strength to do all the things, the things you never knew you could even muster. the things we've been through, the cards we've been dealt, all by chance. the past can shape us but take hold of this day and mold the person you will be. forgive, its a lot easier said than done. a journey to understanding, take your time and get down to the heart of the matter. bur realize you will never be forgiven until you forgive... i will intercede on your behalf, for your soul's sake. the burden that you bear is unbearable, the heart you have is unmendable, but the love you have can undo all wrong and heal are harm. im here when you need me, im here when you dnt. friendship, there will never be no greater love. these are the times when there will be only set of footprints in the sand. ill carry you on, He'll carry you on.
-xo-