i said i would blog this so here it is.

GNR

today was pretty damn funny....

me and the BigSis and me ran a few collegiate errands, my eye broke, and we went to friday's with Tony! so we're coming outta fridays and tony's baby Janet, Ms Jackson if ya nasty! got TOWED! and she was wisked away to some God awful lot in West HELL! with economy sized foreign cars, and Janet is a 5 sar bitch, she {definitely} doesnt do low class junk yards

so this is a snipet of tony calling his mom....

yes he's talking to his MOTHER!

sorry Tony but i had to!

on the job blogging!

so my dreaded job is lookin up. now that we're in the system i can surf the net and blog! yayy, right! i know! so while i definitely had a really bad night until "someone who is yet to be named" showed up, im leaving that night where it is because i cnt even really formulate all thie the things i wanna say with all the things i feel and all the bullshyt that it was. so im taking this time while still rackin up that 12.50 an hour to say that the black ppl at my job are the best! lmao. this place is HHUUGGEE and while there are restrooms scattered throughout the manufacturing floor, they are both nasty and elementary. they have the big fountain sink between both restrooms to cater to the male and females. and while at first i was like oh wow flashback pnce inside i realized everyone is leaving this restroom without washing their hands!! i stood in complete disgust in the potty for 10 min because i couldnt touch the door. so i wrapped my hand in tissue and escaped. that afternoon i was passing a man whi spit into the sink. that was the last straw. now aside from the manufacturing side there is a coporate sde to this facility. the restrooms on that side are up to my standards. so whenever nature calls i venture across the factory floor to the pretty potties. so today im in the stall (sp) and two Black ladies come in
"Whoo child!"
"Hunnay! you aint lyin!"
they enter the two stalls and continue
"Did Betty lookin at us coming across the floor?"
"Nose Betty? she tryin ta figure out why we cnt use the Colored Bathroom"
"Ooohh you so mean!"
"I dnt work on this slave ship to piss in that out house!"
"what you said!" so by this time im out and at the sink
they join me and smile like little grannies.
"see Hannah, even the children wnt use that God forsaken dump!," to me, "Good for you sweetheart."
i just smile.
"Thank you for the laughs, yall have a nice rest of the day."
"you too baby, dnt let the man keep you down!" i cracked up
lmao! that convo was so hilarious and while its so racist and seemingly ridiculous, its tru. when youre the obvious minority its very dfficut not to equate all issues to race. in my office i am the only black person!! in meetings im 1 of 2 women and the ONLY BLACK PERSON!
yesterday me and two other hite guys were walking to another floor of the plant with a box. and he says" just drop it there Tom. Drop it like its hot" WTF?! i looked at him like i had never heard such vernacular. later on he said "wack". i wanted to scream. sometimes its funny to watch them try to be cool but really its flatterig that they wanta be "down" and that my presence makes them so aware of their "old boys club". but at the same time i find it offensive. you dnt have to curtail your common vocabulary because im here. i can out talk most of these ppl anyway, white or black. its just funny that as far as we've come there are still at least 50 pickup trucks with confederte stickers, plates, and tags. and that the entire management staff here is white. except for aubrey, the HR manager he's a Nupe. but hey, the president is Black. there's no denying that! i might wear myObama tee tomorrow. they'd probably lynch my ass, let me not.

i really shouldnt care

but i reviece a message "hey Maya...youre a novice Muhahahahahaha"
novice by definition is to be new to something, a neophyte, etc.
i replied "youre narcissistic"
narcissistic by definition is one concerned only with themself, i think thats fitting.

maya, novice?? nigga please. im a season vet at this bullshyt and youre not ready for the big leagues.

im going to church, i wasnt at first but i definitely am now!

if im not wrong...

i wnt apologize.

ive said it before and ill say it again...
this is blog is for me. i will neither censor nor hold back anything i wanta put on here. be happy i at least try to protect your identity. i could just fully blaze everyone but i wnt. moral of the story, you dnt HAVE TO read this. feel free to click the X in the top right corner and delete www.insightbyxoxo.blogspot.com from your history. get with it or get lost, xoxo is here to stay

what????

ok so i dnt think ive had ppl to my home lately but we've remodeled and its slick fresh but i came in the other day and there was this random ass plaid chair in my dining room and i definitely ran into it like excuse me?! so i call jackie and im like there's a rather pompously rude piece of furniture in the dining room, care to explain and she's like how's it look? and im like nigga its plaid! so she comes home and she's like i kinda like it. and im lookin at her like where the hell in this house do you think you bout ta put this grandaddy plaid ass frat house chair?! she's like well we have to re do your room. and im like uh...not PLAID! besides all my bedroom stuff is coming with me to my apartment. she makes her scrunched up little face and im like what i DNT need is lack of support and pessimistic expression. (whining)why do you wanta leave me? because you look like that. (the infamous jackie voice)"ugh maya! youre so mean" i reply, no whining. i gots ta go ma, youre no good for my image. and neither is that chair.

now that i hav huey, ill be posting videos and such. this oculd get exciting!
xo

hello arlington!

ive arrived in DOODLE BOODLE, USA! i really LOVE this neighborhood! so gonna find one to live in when im older. but ya this house....BOMB! we've already made a list of things to steal from this house for me and dorian's apt. we're gonna be some bad bitches in out new home come fall! yayy! for inpedenence!!!
ok so funnies:
tell me why dorian got kicked outta her old room when she move to college and her step mom kept her hello kitty blankie. rude.
"its a kaboodle." "whats that dorian?" "a uhm...shut up youre confusing me." "oh ok...."
dorian's driveway is a really steep right and apparently one day it rained really bad and the hello kitty mobile couldnt scale the incline...sad faced.
"thinkin is for the birds" dorian townsend
"we have the same shower head!" "how did you see that?! can you see thru walls?! can you hear dog whistles too?!"
in a convo about all the old muzik "my brother took a yellow crayon to my Hot Boyz CD!" she was so upset
someone please tell me why dorian has a rolling tray with her laptop on it and it is directly infront of her toilet. ol step into my office lookin ass!
so now we're sitting in her bathroom. im sitting on the potty writing this and dorian is SUPPOSED to be cleaning up, CLEARLY she's sitting on her makeup box looking at me and talking to her new phone tennille...ya ima let her hav that.
dorian has a new lotion....ya its awesome!!!! no more ash! well right now...ya she's white but the day is just starting, dnt judge.
this is gonna be a very funny day stay tuned boiz and girlz

ps im getting a skype today!

hilarious!

so its girl day...
me and my ma dukes and my granny are sitting around watching sex and the city. if youve seen it youll rememeber the scene when theyre talking about sex and theyre calling it coloring so theyre saying stuff like "i could use every crayon in my box" and "he rarely stays inside the lines" and my grandmother says "I LIKE TO COLOR!" fucking hilarious! i was like wow forreal granny, me too! lol and here comes jackie "uhmm...mom... theyre talking about sex"

merry f'in christmas

skype???

if you havbt yet go read my bestfriend's blog and then come back, dnt worry ill wait............................................................................................................................................he gets so excited about stuff, isn't it cute?! its slick dope as hell but I just have one question reggie?...doesn't seem a lot like a phone call? a continuos 3way confrence call?...lol sorry kiddo, ill still download it tho, just for you.