instead i am what?! reading ccn.com of course. and the rundown:
north korea be buggin! theyre like dnt come in our waters for 16 days while we do tests. hell yall testin?! theyre some feisty lil communists! we slick might need to be worried tho 'cause they been over there cookin some nasty nuclear weapons and pointing shyt our way.
the governor of s. carolina has been missing right. not like kidnapped, but no one could find him, his wife didnt even know where this fool was. so tell me y he's been hiking?!the fool grabbed a backpack and some granola and "took a hike" literally. was dying. reps said he frequently is out of pocket after unsuccessful meetings with legislation but c'mon bro, you cnt just walk off in the woods like that! lions and tigers and bears! nature's valley lookin ass.
two metro's crash in DC. well one metro hit another stopped metro. a lot of ppl have been injured and few deaths so while its slick like wtf-giggle- its a little bit mre serious. say a prayer, moment of silence..............
home invasion by fake us martials in Arizona. 3 ppl (1 woman 2 men) bust into these ppl's crib actin like marshals, accusing them of drug trafficing. theyre like no! shoot the husband and the daughter in the head-dead. shoot the wife, she gets his pistol busts back hits one of 'em. good job, thats a down ass bitch. the 3 are arrested and suspected of previous invasions and murders. sick.
the FBI is reopening that case of the missing boy from 1959! you remember a man came ou trying to be him well dna doesnt lie homie and he was a fake. so theyve reopened the case and i think its a waste of time when clearly there are thuings like home invasion murders poppin off. they need to prioritize.
My BFF Michelle totally said bump the teleprompter and pusted out the old skool note cards. she so hood, i so love her! Bestfriend we could so run the white house.
Barack did a father's day bbq on the white house lawn. he had bobby flay come and grill tho so it wasnt too negro-tastic. but still a bunch of black men picnic'in thats so whats up.
ppl on terrorist watch list as in the official list of individuals suspected of terrorist activity and affiliation are allowed to buy firearms and explosives. like wtf?! c'mon US we askin for something to pop off...thats so dumb.
Jon & Kate are getting a divorce...wamp wamp, but the show will contiinue! yayy!
Ed Mcmahon is dead...
Tyra Bank's stalker gets a jail sentence
The election in Iraq is comfirmed. there will be no recounts no do overs no best 2 outta 3's. God be with you.
so its now 8:08 amd i guess ill make myself available to assist in some meaningless task to past the time and then im going home and gong to sleep.
this is another addition of live from my cub' Happy Tuesday America!
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