so of course, i get to work in the parking lot at 7:01 in the office at the desk at . . .hell idk. but i do have Macdonald's (again) im going on a diet next week for the rest of the summer. why? because the Bestfriend is up in C'bus beastin and im Nasvegas fat assin' ugh no! thats not gon work. ill be damned he comes back sexier than me. hoes gon want him! we all know i cnt let that happen. and the Homies, Nashville's baddest, the clique of all cliques: Me (duh) Aleesa, Isoke, and Ebony are going to DC and then to Chi town for the 4th! so today was my last fast food endeavor, needless to say...i made it count. Hot Cakes and sausage, large hi-c YUM! ya, thats my morning routine. wake up LATE, get dressed BUMMIN', grab some breakfast, come to work late, read cnn.com in its entirety, google a few things like the background of the articles and stuff, write a blog, then read all te other blogs (the young black and famous, who what when wear, the hundreds, arab parrot, The Bestfriend, 5 star, etc). -sigh- i work so hard. ha, ok back to your national broadcast...
besides the usual american foolishness like Trump fired Ms Cali, Madonna overuled African courts to adopt another negro baby from the motherland-dnt get me wrong i think its awesome that celebrities adopt and give money and raise awareness but i find it interesting that they are above their judicial law. to adopt a child in some countries you have to be a citizen of said country for 18 mnths but not Madonna! hate groups are up, feuled by the spike in interacial marriages and thus mixed kiddos, bad economy, and yes my handsome negro Prez. ("heeeeyy Obama boo") surprise surprise who didnt think somebody somewhere watching the world change from their 12" in back country of east Jesus wasnt gon get a ittle fired up and grap their ropes and their lanterns and kick up a hissy fit. i wish a muthafukka would! so besides that there is this one case that i found really funny...
white girl, american is in a European University outside of Rome sounds sweet to me. she killed her roomate, a British girl. now she's saying she was high when she gave her statement to the Bobby's (thats british vernacular for police). supposedly Amanda, the american, amanda's boo and someone else were doing some freaky Euro Hostel sex games and killed the poor lass. the 3rd party held her down around her waste, amanda poked/stabbed her with a knife in the neck, and amanda's man sexually assalted her...eeewww hell wrong with yall?! there's all sorts of discrepencies with the case, she was acting all befuddled during her interrogation without a lawyer, what american you kno thats gonna talk to foreign police with a translator but without a lawyer ESPECIALLY outside the country?! dummy! but she testified yesterday in fluent italian. you either play dumb or be hella smart. she said the police were bullying her and the translator was telling her to give facts and details so she scrambled and messed up but she later retracted. slick woulda dropped that "plead the 5th". but the officers say they were nice, offering her tea and such. she's not helping herself at all though. if that was me, i woulda got a lawyer and waved my magical American wand and brought my brown ass back to the states, see, thats why i dnt go nowhere! Canada i could do, Mexico maybe the touristy spots, nothin like the area in Man on Fire when denzel is on the roof and shoots off that guys hand...naaa, not me bro. looked dirty. and you know my rule, if its dirty, it stinks! yuck! gag! barf! London, im all in. Paris too. Milan, sure. please note im listing places that America has some influence, ties, and safety.
and there you have it!
Trump still runnin it, so recession proof
Madonna has a new addition to the family, with more authority the African courts
and some ppl are still haters
top of the morning to ya!
tea and crumpets, anyone?
this has been another segment of "From My Cube". Im Maya XoXo, God Bless America!
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