Sunday, November 30, 2008

im up

mr. wonderful called and woke me up "youre always sleep maya, do something productive" "no, youre always awake go to sleep. thus we'll be even"
good news! (in a im-really-proud-of-you-but-this-slick-cements-us-not-being-"us"-kinda-way) mr all american is officially eligible for next season and will actually start! yayy! crowd roars!! ya that means that all the outlandish workouts and bullshyt he's been doing hav been to prepare...so what the hell are they gonna do to him now?! ugh, i so cnt marry an athlete to spite living in separate cities and never being together thru the season he comes home to you all bruised and battered. that just break my heart to seem hurt like that, he already grunts like a old man! lol (wait, no pun-no really no pun) but ya im still really proud, he set out to do it and he did...go big orange! Good ol rocky top whoooow!!
oh tel me why this negro "shol" as in shol do... i was like wit yo country ass!
yesterday me and Valisa went to fridays and we're having a really good time and then i realize my homeboi who i slick dnt know that well we hav a class together but ive been to his house for a set or 2 but ya he works there. so apparently he s officially freaked out. tell me whats wrong with this scenario: he lives with hs ex but theyre ni longer together. definitely still sleeping in the same bed, but there is no "hott sex burning candles" and he wants ta know if ok that he's talking to 7 new girls! not done, and he proceeds to give this very vivid derscription of how they make this icecream brownie thing with lots of "moist""hot"etc you get the idea and the-yes THEN he gave this spoon the business...idk if thats gay so i no pun'ed it. so tell me, whats wrong with that??? anyone? please, speak up.....ok, ill tell you EVERYTHING everything is thoroughly wrong with that. he needs ta move out, slow the pimpin, and step away from the sppon! oh yes and the he asks...."hows you and yo man?" who i say "Reggie silly" excuse me? we're just friends "hell no! yall were way more than friends at the house..." heavens no! "yall were kissing!" hold the fuck up! we've never kissed. he knows, if we start somethin' its gon be some hott sex burning candles and the he gon be all sprung and our friendship would be ruined im trying to protect the poor boy. "damn is it like that...but forreal yall doin something you a damn liar you say yall not." i say we're not and i aint neva lied.
ya interesting convo he told me i havnt been fucked right?! ok sir, you need to step back, the hot sex burning candles is no match, you will get the heat. not YOU persay but someone...
being here for break really wasnt that bad, i did accomplish a portion of the work i set out to do. enough to not feel like a total slacker...and i did see some really great friends and i did get slightly too drunk but hey!.... i love aleesa mann like real talk she is my best friend-not the bestfriend, he's special, but she is my besty like female, whatever. and valisa griffin that kidd is a pocketful of fun! (not like a crotch rocket kinda pocket fun, hell...should i no pun that???) anywho ya most def had some good chats with the swag man himself mr P. stay tuned the vernacular is about to be ridiculous: willy and bob dammit! on debit baby!!
so today's itinerary.....
im up now, thank you mr wonderful
im gonna email myself all this work ive done
wait! tell me why my treo is receiving texts from yesterday! im like 11/29 its the 30th! treo is a bitch!
go check on my condo! (its being repainted in and out. extending the deck. hardwood floors. redoing bathrooms. just the works im really excited but i hope they realize im still leavin yall niggas! i gots ta bust a move)
ill probably be there for a while and wait to here that everyone made it back.
missed them fools somethin awful...
ok i guess i slick got shyt ta do so ill check back in...

xo out this bit!

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