im up

mr. wonderful called and woke me up "youre always sleep maya, do something productive" "no, youre always awake go to sleep. thus we'll be even"
good news! (in a im-really-proud-of-you-but-this-slick-cements-us-not-being-"us"-kinda-way) mr all american is officially eligible for next season and will actually start! yayy! crowd roars!! ya that means that all the outlandish workouts and bullshyt he's been doing hav been to prepare...so what the hell are they gonna do to him now?! ugh, i so cnt marry an athlete to spite living in separate cities and never being together thru the season he comes home to you all bruised and battered. that just break my heart to seem hurt like that, he already grunts like a old man! lol (wait, no pun-no really no pun) but ya im still really proud, he set out to do it and he did...go big orange! Good ol rocky top whoooow!!
oh tel me why this negro "shol" as in shol do... i was like wit yo country ass!
yesterday me and Valisa went to fridays and we're having a really good time and then i realize my homeboi who i slick dnt know that well we hav a class together but ive been to his house for a set or 2 but ya he works there. so apparently he s officially freaked out. tell me whats wrong with this scenario: he lives with hs ex but theyre ni longer together. definitely still sleeping in the same bed, but there is no "hott sex burning candles" and he wants ta know if ok that he's talking to 7 new girls! not done, and he proceeds to give this very vivid derscription of how they make this icecream brownie thing with lots of "moist""hot"etc you get the idea and the-yes THEN he gave this spoon the business...idk if thats gay so i no pun'ed it. so tell me, whats wrong with that??? anyone? please, speak up.....ok, ill tell you EVERYTHING everything is thoroughly wrong with that. he needs ta move out, slow the pimpin, and step away from the sppon! oh yes and the he asks...."hows you and yo man?" who i say "Reggie silly" excuse me? we're just friends "hell no! yall were way more than friends at the house..." heavens no! "yall were kissing!" hold the fuck up! we've never kissed. he knows, if we start somethin' its gon be some hott sex burning candles and the he gon be all sprung and our friendship would be ruined im trying to protect the poor boy. "damn is it like that...but forreal yall doin something you a damn liar you say yall not." i say we're not and i aint neva lied.
ya interesting convo he told me i havnt been fucked right?! ok sir, you need to step back, the hot sex burning candles is no match, you will get the heat. not YOU persay but someone...
being here for break really wasnt that bad, i did accomplish a portion of the work i set out to do. enough to not feel like a total slacker...and i did see some really great friends and i did get slightly too drunk but hey!.... i love aleesa mann like real talk she is my best friend-not the bestfriend, he's special, but she is my besty like female, whatever. and valisa griffin that kidd is a pocketful of fun! (not like a crotch rocket kinda pocket fun, hell...should i no pun that???) anywho ya most def had some good chats with the swag man himself mr P. stay tuned the vernacular is about to be ridiculous: willy and bob dammit! on debit baby!!
so today's itinerary.....
im up now, thank you mr wonderful
im gonna email myself all this work ive done
wait! tell me why my treo is receiving texts from yesterday! im like 11/29 its the 30th! treo is a bitch!
go check on my condo! (its being repainted in and out. extending the deck. hardwood floors. redoing bathrooms. just the works im really excited but i hope they realize im still leavin yall niggas! i gots ta bust a move)
ill probably be there for a while and wait to here that everyone made it back.
missed them fools somethin awful...
ok i guess i slick got shyt ta do so ill check back in...

xo out this bit!

someone please...

tell me why in the heavens I'm still wide-a-damn wake!!!
ugh...my life...this is some bonafide bullshyt

i just be fuckin up

i gave myself a list of assignments to do today and did i do them....nope! i did write two essays but i still have a slide show to do, rules to write, a psych movie evalution, and yes 2 more essays...so this is the new revised plan being that im going to kick it with some friends tonight instead of doing something constructive.
tomorrow! saturday November 29, 2008 i am.....
writing the other 2 essays
watching superbad and doing the movie evaluation
AND doing my laundry
-you may be saying "well Maya, what about all those group projects???"
ya well...
the rules are gonna wait til i get with my group
and the slide show is gonna wait til i get with my group

dnt say im procrastinating im simply shifting shyt around so i can do more nothing because we all know im damn good at that!

sounds like a plan to me!
take that Mr.Man i make all sorts of plans, all sorts of GOOD plans! im a muthaf'in planner!

this is my 200th post...

wow...i really run my mouth alot...

but ya, good morning world. i hav decided to turn my lonely frustrations into condtructive energy and rape these papers and knock the hinges off this hiomework! no rubber, no lube, im giving these papers the homework.
after i get back from MacDonalds and the gas station...ya, im procrastinating but perfection takes time. i dnt hav a watch so i hav to take time-chip the ripper!

since im here...
i had interesting chat with a friend of mine and it was the dammit-est things ever. i really hope she sees what she has with him and doesnt jack it! not saying she would...but i really hope she doesnt 'cause that kidds a keeper.
one of my friends is having issues, according to her latest installment of blogging, with her new love interest and i hate to see her frustrated but man i tell ya (i sounded like josh lmao) but bro...niggas and flies.
i havnt heard or talked ta the fank fank...very disappointing.
aight i got shyt ta get crankin on so....in the great words of Walt-P....

XO out this bit.

when you want what youve never had you must do what youve never done.

im about to drown!

im up to my neck with shyt to do. ya ya ya go ahead and say it, "way ta procrastinate Maya" ya well fuck you! ive been busy! scratch that...i will pay thee no mind my life is currently full distractions and mishaps. but really i just took a sec and laid all the shyt i hav to do by sunday because on sunday when everyone rolls back into town i wnt be doing anything but kickin it, i already know. so thus i have to
1. write the rules for this black lit group project
2. write not 1 not 2 but 4 history essays!
3. do a slide show for psych
4. write a 3 page essay for psych on a movie character, im doing superbad!
5. get in touch with my psych group and my black lit group and get all these projects finished and prepared.
these are the 5 things that are gonna ruin my life for the next 2 days....

i would rather chill out do some laundry eat my ass off and tickle this bass for the weekend (all pun, yes i said tickle!)

health update! Marvin has been waiting on a heart AKA a hard drive. ya well thats a damn lie kuz this heffer AKA my mother hasnt even ordered his heart! thus that means all this time ive been askin about my liuttle boy she's been bold faced lying in my face! like if there is one thing i hate-HATE its a liar. so ya its thanksgiving and all and she better be damn thankful i aint snap on her ass! she almost got a "wit yo bitch ass! fake. SO fake!"

chatting with mica crayton

so in a rather fantastic convo with Mica i hav come to a conclusion that i hav long ago concluded but the way she spit it let me know that she's right. i wnt say what was discussed but i will say it was worthwhile.

ok since i hav your attention i would like to use this time to say that you, all of you, are failing! this rapid increase in boo'ing is fake! dori how dare you?! you bet not leave me. so yes im being spiteful and jealous but i wanta be boo'ed up too! =( "im all alone there's no one here beside me" and some of you will be saying what about "so and so" ya, what about him?..
hey! ive got a grand idea lets make some code names for these handful of individuals
ok so we have...
1- mr. man=yes from the summer. he rapidly became my fav and now we're back to strangers, mere facebook friends. passing hello's and random pointless texts. i kinda miss that kidd tho.
2- mr all american=from freshman year. now that he's off to another skool, i cnt be what he wants but i do care for him and i want him in my life. but this whole where is carmen sand diego deal gets old and frustrating! heart him tho, cnt help it...my piggy :)
3- mr wonderful-i say that with the slightest sarcasm. but he kinda just showed up one day and ya, he is textbook awesome, but being that he's got the golden opportunity to be gone for a semester...i dnt wanta get attached. and honestly, we lack that spark, and i go on instant connections. and while i definitely enjoy his company i dnt get that tickle like when mr man would walk into the room, and i dnt always smile at the thought of us like i do for mr all american.
4- just for the rumors...the bestfriend= yes, we're still just friends-never done anything. but while everyone keeps toying with this idea of an "us" ill say this much. he's my bestfriend. and sure we probably would make a great pair, its just not worth it to risk our friendship because he really truly is my best friend and i need him to play that role no one else can do it like im (no pun/all pun). but for the record, were getting married 4 kids (a reggie III so we can call him Trip! twins and another child) and a dog. ya, we're officially promised lmao! we come up with some funny stories.

so ya vivian is drunk, rather hilarious .:awk-turtle:.
ima go to bed now...

goodnight all
xo out this bit!